My favorite part of driving is the toll plaza. The inevitable lane spread, halting driving, paying, and then crushing merge of cars just does it for me. Who doesn’t love a little break from simple, cruise control-fueled highway time, after all? Hold on, I’m looking back at that and realizing that I wrote “My favorite part of driving” when I meant to say “The part of driving that makes me want to scream at aardvarks.” Sorry, typo.